New Rules for Campaigning in Mexico

During debates no mudslinging or antagonizing your opponent, however grenades and assault rifles are allowed.

The one with the most bullet holes on their vehicle or themselves will determine the popularity polls.

It will be prohibited to denigrate the character of an opponent or defame their good name, but ambushes with deadly weapons are permissible.

In this democratic system, the winner is not necessarily the one who is the "head" of political influences.

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