“Hamilton, Mont., Radio Shack Super Store owner Steve Strand … [is] making sure that new Dish Network account subscribers get the Second Amendment protections they deserve with an open-an-account, get-a-gun deal.

According to Strand, it has tripled his business since the promotion started last October. And, he said, easily hundreds of people have stopped in to see what the sign is all about. “Protect yourself with Dish Network. Sign up now, get free gun,” the sign reads.

The deal is … customers can choose between a Hi Point 380 pistol or a 20-gauge shotgun.”

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/03/open_a_dish_network_account_at.php